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“Moo Moo, why is your bum so big?” “Moo Moo, why is there fluffy hair on your face?” “Moo Moo, why do your boobs hang down like that? Mummy’s don’t do that.” “You’re so cute, Moo Moo; when you laugh, those crinkles on your face get big.”
Marcia Abboud
Darren Weir
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Ahahaha.OMFG! Out of the mouths of babes. Fuck that.
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