Oh man, you are me! I have tried to grow plants all of my adult life without any luck. A few years ago a friend gave me a small Snake plant because “they are unkillable.” Really? I’ve tried sporadic watering, light watering, a good soak after two weeks watering, I even left it alone for a month while I traveled. I think that’s when it did best. It’s still alive but I don’t know what it wants, needs. This plant is my last chance. I think it knows that and is now mocking me. “Unkillable”? Really?